by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most Devout: 1,496thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,527thLargest Retail Industry: 1,541st
The Psychocracy of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
DAMO GFAR KLAAVO, KLAAVO GFAR SHAFLU, SHAFLU GFAR DAMO
Doomlord Kravoka
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Kravokia

Population21.905 billion

CapitalTower of Gzemon-Shaflu
LeaderDoomlord Kravoka
FaithMastery over The Flesh

CurrencyNarkomian
AnimalGulrak

The Psychocracy of Kravokia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Doomlord Kravoka with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 21.905 billion Kravokians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Gzemon-Shaflu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kravokian economy, worth a remarkable 6,076 trillion Narkomians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 277,394 Narkomians, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning, stocks go up when the internet says so, and pilgrims from across the world come to Kravokia to worship a glowing tree with a face carved on it. Crime is totally unknown. Kravokia's national animal is the Gulrak, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mastery over The Flesh.

Kravokia is ranked 1,890th in the world and 1st in Codex Ylvus for Most Cultured, scoring 272 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
1%
Most Devout: 1,496thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,527thLargest Retail Industry: 1,541stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,621stMost Cultured: 1,890thHighest Food Quality: 2,823rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,071stHighest Economic Output: 3,074thTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,182ndMost Inclusive: 3,320thMost Accessible: 3,448thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,486thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,718thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,723rdNicest Citizens: 3,793rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,120thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,186thMost Efficient Economies: 4,347thHighest Average Incomes: 4,437thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,805thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,857thRudest Citizens: 4,990thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,304thLargest Black Market: 5,399thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,371stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,848thSmartest Citizens: 8,000thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,591stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,674thLargest Governments: 11,301stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,706thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,311thTop
10%
Largest Populations: 16,242ndMost Stationary: 17,815thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,531stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,284thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,426thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,240thMost Influential: 23,247thMost Developed: 24,185thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,099thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,374th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kravokia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kravokia, pilgrims from across the world come to Kravokia to worship a glowing tree with a face carved on it.
  • : Following new legislation in Kravokia, stocks go up when the internet says so.
  • : Kravokia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Kravokia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Kravokia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Kravokia, the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning.
  • : Kravokia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Kravokia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Kravokia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.

More...

Report