The Exhausted Llama of Krea Griopia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.962 billion Krea Griopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 39.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Krea Griopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,068 trillion Grions a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,542 Grions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, bike rage is all the rage, there are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices, and apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krea Griopia's national animal is the African Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Krea Griopia is ranked 131,810^th in the world and 3^rd in CAA for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 826.91 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.