The Eldorian Nation-State of Kreschev is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Victoria Ann Radcliffe with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.241 billion Kreschevians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Squib. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Kreschevian economy, worth 217 trillion demiagans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 51,211 demiagans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kreschev's national animal is the Tasmanian Devil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kreschev is ranked 143,029^th in the world and 16^th in Federation of Eldoria for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,185.74 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.