The Kingdom of Krolestwo Polen is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.565 billion Polishes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with International Aid and Spirituality not funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The strong Krolestwo Polenian economy, worth 217 trillion Złoties a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 61,124 Złoties, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 393,953 per year while the poor average 3,831, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Krolestwo Polen in an international press conference and Krolestwo Polen has designated Krolestwo Polen City as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Krolestwo Polen's national animal is the Bielik, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Krolestwo Polen is ranked 103,443^rd in the world and 38^th in Union Mundial for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,262.98 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.