The Holy Empire of Kromali is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 709 million Kromalians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trinity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.6%.

The all-consuming Kromalian economy, worth 45.7 trillion Marijuanas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,480 Marijuanas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 237,455 per year while the poor average 12,368, a ratio of 19.2 to 1.

People are often woken up by rubbish music, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', and Kromali successfully hosted the Sovereign Dominion Olympics. Crime is a problem. Kromali's national animal is the honeybadger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kromali is ranked 49,524^th in the world and 9^th in Sovereign Dominion for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 54,421.9 Standard Monetary Units.