The Confederacy of Kry Marhandenervakor is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.318 billion Kry Marhandenervakorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kry Marhandenervakorian economy, worth a remarkable 3,667 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 239,396 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who don't follow a major religion are closely monitored for signs of self-harm, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kry Marhandenervakor's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kry Marhandenervakor is ranked 270,361^st in the world and 66^th in Boston for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 9,575.85 Standard Monetary Units.