The Unicorn's Republic of Kular is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Mäd Red Nucleus with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.701 billion Kularians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canterlot. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kularial economy, worth a remarkable 2,458 trillion Goldmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,543 Goldmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is wading into dangerous waters, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, the doctor has cold hands, and it's best not to ask what goes into Canterlot Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kular's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kular is ranked 47,462^nd in the world and 3^rd in My Little Pony Equestria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,031.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.