The Colony of Ky3HeyoB is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.048 billion Ky3HeyoBians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.7%.

The strong Ky3HeyoBian economy, worth 38.3 trillion aurums a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 36,519 aurums, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ky3HeyoB's national animal is the bovina, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ky3HeyoB is ranked 240,254^th in the world and 1^st in Red Grand Fleet HQ for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.