The Free Land of Kylar Broadus is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.951 billion Kylar Broadusians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Industry receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The strong Kylar Broadusian economy, worth 186 trillion Glitters a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 47,168 Glitters, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,638 per year while the poor average 4,646, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, and daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kylar Broadus's national animal is the Pink Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kylar Broadus is ranked 127,808^th in the world and 4^th in queer for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,085.82 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.