The Confederacy of Kyun Alura is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Qia-Jixn Rhohen with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5 billion Kyun Alurans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vok-Alurion. The average income tax rate is 64.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyun Aluran economy, worth a remarkable 1,002 trillion Murras a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,541 Murras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation sends criminals home to think about what they did, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, and foreign musicians that Qia-Jixn Rhohen dislikes are turned away at the border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyun Alura's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Grand-Preacher.

Kyun Alura is ranked 14,643^rd in the world and 22^nd in Lands End for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,254.84 pounds of wildlife per square mile.