The United Realms of Kzdor is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Steward Titez Preyze with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, aversion to nipples, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 8.333 billion Kzdorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minas Anor. The average income tax rate is 61.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kzdorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,315 trillion Emeralds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,909 Emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commercial pop radio occasionally features raccoon birthing sounds, the thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts, resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands, and the government airlifts sacrificial lambs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kzdor's national animal is the Bao Bao, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Great Nut.

Kzdor is ranked 177,992^nd in the world and 19^th in Merciam for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,333.32 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.