The Everlasting Islands of Lakitchia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by 護持天皇 Emperor Goji with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5.474 billion Japanese are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of バレンタイン Valentine. The average income tax rate is 31.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lakitchian economy, worth 668 trillion Lakitchian Yen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,168 Lakitchian Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, 護持天皇 Emperor Goji is quite hard to get a hold of, and occupational wage levels are based on a crumpled napkin authored by a legendary バレンタイン Valentine bus driver. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lakitchia's national animal is the 狐 Kitsune, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shinto.

Lakitchia is ranked 44,868^th in the world and 1^st in International Neutrality Association for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,763.19 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.