The Constitutional Monarchy of Lambik is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.678 billion Lambikians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.3%.

The powerhouse Lambikian economy, worth 838 trillion Belgische Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 66,151 Belgische Francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 200,249 per year while the poor average 17,004, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

The state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers, the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, and the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned. Crime is moderate. Lambik's national animal is the Arthur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lambik is ranked 71,029^th in the world and 5^th in Het eiland Amoras for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,172.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.