Population | 19.27 billion |
Capital | Streth |
Leader | Alistair Feyhart |
Currency | dexin |
Animal | lynx |
The Eternal Usurper of Larnion is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Alistair Feyhart with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.27 billion Larnionis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Streth. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Larnionian economy, worth a remarkable 3,334 trillion dexins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 173,023 dexins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Larnion's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Larnion is ranked 1,345th in the world and 3rd in The LCRUA for Lowest Crime Rates, with 159.35 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Larnion lodged a message on the The LCRUA Regional Message Board.
- : Larnion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Larnion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Larnion lodged a message on the The LCRUA Regional Message Board.
- : Larnion lodged a message on the The LCRUA Regional Message Board.
- : Larnion was endorsed by The Tribe of Fortvento.
- : Larnion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Larnion approved the World Assembly proposal "Whistleblowing Convention".
- : Larnion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
- : Larnion was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Army of Stretchington, infecting 51 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!