The ☮️Borderlands🏴 of Laughing Hyena is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 🌹The Blind🌊 with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.185 billion Hyenans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏞Hyena Den🌄. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Hyenan economy, worth a remarkable 1,165 trillion 💫⏳️Moment 🌙🕰s a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,277 💫⏳️Moment 🌙🕰s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, some achieve retirement and some have retirement thrust upon them, cash-strapped Hyenans scour their bodies for fortuitous zits, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime is totally unknown. Laughing Hyena's national animal is the 👣Crocuta Crocuta🎭, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ☄️Hyenaism🌈.

Laughing Hyena is ranked 307,179^th in the world and 44^th in Philosophers for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -27.17 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.