The Colony of Lavsh is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 2.35 billion Lavshians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Lavsh. The average income tax rate is 22.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Lavesh economy, worth 70.2 trillion Guerillan Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,889 Guerillan Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Supervisors in Lavsh commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, new drivers are driving the nation into a budget hole, and sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lavsh's national animal is the Violet's dog or something, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violet.

Lavsh is ranked 189,739^th in the world and 46^th in Shots Puppets for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 22.89 Effective Tax Rate.