The Federal Republic of Leeyane is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Tamina Haszutejutakerau Muszcae with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 13.798 billion Leeyaneans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lontohszmäya. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leeyanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,774 trillion Leeyaänäs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 128,599 Leeyaänäs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Imitation is the sincerest form of felony, children talking about the food chain are routinely arrested, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leeyane's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Leeyane is ranked 14,454^th in the world and 2^nd in Canguta Nations for Most Cultured, scoring 98 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.