The Hero of Legend of is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Link with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.905 billion Legend ofians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyrule. The average income tax rate is 74.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Legend ofian economy, worth 556 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 80,525 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Some say that Link can't handle the truth but can handle truth-seekers, those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away, teenagers get their license without taking the test, and internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Link to cartoon bears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legend of's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Adventure.

Legend of is ranked 233,669^th in the world and 9^th in Community for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 37.8 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.