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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,769thMost Influential: 3,784thMost Patriotic: 7,001st
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Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Unity, Discipline, Work
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Barbarella

Population2.225 billion

CapitalSogo
LeaderBlack Queen
FaithLove

Currencygold coins
Animalunicorn

The Planet of Barbarella is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Black Queen with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.225 billion Barbarellianos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sogo. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Barbarellan economy, worth 255 trillion gold coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 114,867 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings, and all beauty contests have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barbarella's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Love.

Barbarella is ranked 22,621st in the world and 540th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 261.43 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,769thTop
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Most Influential: 3,784thMost Patriotic: 7,001stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,359thMost Devout: 11,436thMost Authoritarian: 13,719thBest Weather: 13,868thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,555thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,179thMost Developed: 16,702ndLowest Crime Rates: 18,022ndMost Beautiful Environments: 18,947thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,380thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,428thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,353rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,621stHealthiest Citizens: 23,954thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,299thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,718thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,781stHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,078thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,843rd
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Most Patriotic: 148th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 214th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 235th in the regionMost Devout: 253rd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 321st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 344th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 345th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 355th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 395th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 398th in the regionBest Weather: 407th in the regionMost Influential: 410th in the regionMost Developed: 453rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 475th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 510th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 519th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Barbarella was endorsed by The United States of Poguelands.
  • : Barbarella was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Barbarella was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
  • : Barbarella voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
  • : Following new legislation in Barbarella, all beauty contests have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Barbarella, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Barbarella, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Barbarella, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party.
  • : Following new legislation in Barbarella, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens.
  • : Barbarella endorsed The Shadowy Empress of Farengeto.

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