The Kingdom of Leinster is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Úgaine Mór with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 29.02 billion Leinsterians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dublin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.5%.

The very strong Leinsterian economy, worth a remarkable 1,523 trillion punts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 52,482 punts, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, light entertainment isn't dead, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Leinster's national animal is the dragon and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Leinster is ranked 52,893^rd in the world and 1^st in Irish Lands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,778 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.