
| Population | 3.539 billion |
| Capital | Geilaszjhia District |
| Leader | Mayor Vamaszekra Lopertuk |
| Faith | Islam |
| Currency | Furballlandian Zezwagat |
| Animal | Tuszuvudszkha Deer |
The Terija Metropolitan City of Lemapi is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mayor Vamaszekra Lopertuk with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.539 billion Lemapas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geilaszjhia District. The average income tax rate is 46.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Lemapan economy, worth 304 trillion Furballlandian Zezwagats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,068 Furballlandian Zezwagats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations, and badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemapi's national animal is the Tuszuvudszkha Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.
Lemapi is ranked 96,499th in the world and 4th in Furballland for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,185.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Lemapi, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
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Lemapi, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations.
- : Following new legislation in
Lemapi, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.
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Lemapi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in
Lemapi, patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work.
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Lemapi, the blood on the hands of Mayor Vamaszekra Lopertuk may not be metaphorical.
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Lemapi, subscribing to the Benevolence Society for Impoverished Leaders is an effective way to dodge the draft.
- : Following new legislation in
Lemapi, supervisors in Lemapi commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
- : Following new legislation in
Lemapi, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
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Lemapi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.




















