The Holy Vristic Got Slimed Out of Lesser Kargon is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.099 billion Lesser Kargonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Lesser Kargonian economy, worth 106 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,111 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, Lesser Kargonian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, the government will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today, and the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lesser Kargon's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lesser Kargon is ranked 102,030^th in the world and 13^th in Goninan for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,380.55 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.