The District of LEtablissement is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by proctor with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.086 billion laTabornas are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The very strong LEtablissementian economy, worth 594 trillion aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 58,909 aurums, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Where there's a will there is usually a password manager, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, and the art of conversation has been rediscovered. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. LEtablissement's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

LEtablissement is ranked 125,102^nd in the world and 8^th in Victoria City for Most Primitive, scoring -37.82 on the Scary Big Number Scale.