Population | 893 million |
Capital | Bananiá |
Leader | Rick |
Currency | brucche |
Animal | banana |
The Free Land of Bananani is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Rick with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 893 million Bananans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bananiá. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Banananian economy, worth 76.2 trillion brucches a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 85,362 brucches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Rick's childhood, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Bananani, Rick's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bananani's national animal is the banana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Bananani is ranked 36,029th in the world and 466th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 193.05 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bananani, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
- : Following new legislation in Bananani, Rick's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
- : Following new legislation in Bananani, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Bananani.
- : Following new legislation in Bananani, it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Rick's childhood.
- : Following new legislation in Bananani, the government pours millions of brucches into rehabilitation programs annually.
- : Bananani was endorsed by The Gardens of Eden-burgh of CSB SA Union.
- : Bananani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest and Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Bananani, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
- : Following new legislation in Bananani, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
- : Following new legislation in Bananani, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 80 » Calicov, Agartia, Northern German Federation, Armbruster, Istastioner, Invernessia, Meropis, Raghallaigh, Fliptastic, Imperium Anglorum, Walfo, Iceagea, Ortigia, Orsik, Slavatania, Balcem, Yahlia, The AbelLandia, The Champions League, The Oriental Empire, Liberepublia, Skalliad, Bastile, Myanerus, Gliesetonia, St Scarlett, Icoland, Northern Socialist States, Reiserland, Thracia and Crimea, Narmocrana, Kkorea, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Thracia Republic, UGBK, Basque Dominion, Cot Deviet, Irminsulia, Dark Matter, Elestansa, Nardin, Elisabethshagen, Niemence, Karnea, Slovanov, Wamia, Alsted, Mally Piznoopia, Goudystan, Scytharum, and 30 others.Saarenmaa, Agausia, Cambany, Someseni, Parliamentary Laramidia, Greater Bahland, Ottterland, Wombelland, Kronverg, Great Clucky, The New Palaces, New Eestiball, Rary, Apocalypse Borg, An Clar, East Ase Palmars, Ausvelt, Woodlands, Franchya, North of Americas, Chronus, Faack, Robbonia, Trixeland, Termendor, Parsininsa, Kalebo, Western Balkania, Regnum Italiae, and CSB SA Union.