The Kingdom of Wombelland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Robert Siebel with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.349 billion Wombelians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wombeldon. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wombelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,570 trillion Wombel Talers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,477 Wombel Talers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, it's illegal to be caught on tape, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wombelland's national animal is the Oriole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is religious liberty.

Wombelland is ranked 288,285^th in the world and 1,423^rd in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -21.73 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.