The Holy Great Empire of Brunolian is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Bruno B with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.97 billion Brunolianians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brunopólis. The average income tax rate is 76.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Brunolianian economy, worth 349 trillion Regalis a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,580 Regalis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak, noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brunolian's national animal is the Alaŭra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Brunolinism.

Brunolian is ranked 242,004^th in the world and 1,122^nd in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6.63 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.