The Republic of LiberiHomines is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Master Josef with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.214 billion LiberiHominesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oppidum Liberum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.4%.

The frighteningly efficient LiberiHominesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,675 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 201,768 Pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 818,080 per year while the poor average 33,126, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

The army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, a flying elephant and Master Josef share the same nickname, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. LiberiHomines's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

LiberiHomines is ranked 286,002^nd in the world and 10,958^th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -462.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.