The Reserved Personal of Lieutenant General of Beggystan is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.485 billion Lieutenant General of Beggystanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heart. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The very strong Lieutenant General of Beggystanian economy, worth 149 trillion 𝐤𝐮𝐫𝐮𝐬̧s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Average income is 60,318 𝐤𝐮𝐫𝐮𝐬̧s, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,951 per year while the poor average 9,482, a ratio of 26.5 to 1.

Pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", and soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lieutenant General of Beggystan's national animal is the 𝓡𝓸𝔂𝓪𝓵 𝓘𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓪𝓷 𝓣𝓲𝓰𝓮𝓻, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lieutenant General of Beggystan is ranked 53,213^th in the world and 1^st in Golden Eco Friendly Army for Highest Food Quality, scoring 32.42 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.