The Republic of Light Crude Oil Future is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.261 billion Light Crude Oil Futureans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York Mercantile Exchange. The average income tax rate is 47.9%.

The powerhouse Light Crude Oil Futurean economy, worth 341 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 104,598 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, and the air force's greatness is based on how many enemies are made during procurement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Light Crude Oil Future's national animal is the contract, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Light Crude Oil Future is ranked 59,649^th in the world and 109^th in OTC Markets for Highest Average Incomes, with 104,598.88 Standard Monetary Units.