The Armed Republic of Lipnicki Sor is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Coka with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.815 billion Lipnicki Sorians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loznica. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Lipnicki Sorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,486 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 318,205 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lipnicki Sor's national animal is the Bahamut Zmaj, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Lipnicki Sor is ranked 291,447th in the world and 11,282nd in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -858.46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
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Lipnicki Sor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Most Inclusive, Highest Food Quality, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Lipnicki Sor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Lipnicki Sor, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in Lipnicki Sor, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
- : Following new legislation in Lipnicki Sor, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
- : Following new legislation in Lipnicki Sor, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
- : Following new legislation in Lipnicki Sor, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
- : Following new legislation in Lipnicki Sor, teenagers sit around on their butts all day.
- : Following new legislation in Lipnicki Sor, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out".
- : Following new legislation in Lipnicki Sor, Coka's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
