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Most Primitive: 4,322ndMost Conservative: 5,226thMost Authoritarian: 5,404th
The Prison Complex of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
Influence
Squire
Consul
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Literally a Prison

Population4.026 billion

Capitala giant prison
LeaderPrison Warden
FaithImprisonment

Currencycounterfeit
Animalracoon

The Prison Complex of Literally a Prison is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Prison Warden with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.026 billion Prisoners are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a giant prison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.1%.

The strong imprisoned economy, worth 361 trillion counterfeits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,670 counterfeits, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return, people are often woken up by rubbish music, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls, and theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Literally a Prison's national animal is the racoon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Imprisonment.

Literally a Prison is ranked 50,669th in the world and 1st in Nova Libertatia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,295.91 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Primitive: 4,322ndMost Conservative: 5,226thMost Authoritarian: 5,404thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,809thMost Patriotic: 7,332ndMost Devout: 8,305thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,307thSafest: 12,993rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,938thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 17,318thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,843rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,301stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,364thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,978thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,028thLargest Governments: 26,869thMost Extreme: 29,131st
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 35th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 41st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 46th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 58th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Literally a Prison was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Primitive, and Most Patriotic.
  • : Literally a Prison was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Literally a Prison was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Literally a Prison's influence in Nova Libertatia fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : Literally a Prison was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Literally a Prison was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Literally a Prison was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Literally a Prison was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Literally a Prison was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Literally a Prison, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.

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