The Holy Empire of Literally God is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.137 billion Literally Godians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Industry receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The strong Literally Godian economy, worth 136 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 43,209 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 278,490 per year while the poor average 2,708, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Literally God's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Literally God is ranked 32,904^th in the world and 1^st in Gospels for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,208.25 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.