The Bad Place of Literally Just Evil is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John Evil with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.811 billion Evilians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torture Chamber. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Evilian economy, worth 208 trillion sins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 115,111 sins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 663,874 per year while the poor average 9,544, a ratio of 69.6 to 1.

Pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them, a petition to improve Evilian literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks, the nation frequently puts profits over peace, and the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Literally Just Evil's national animal is the Strawman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Killpeopleism.

Literally Just Evil is ranked 125,961^st in the world and 14^th in Red Autumn for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,138.82 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.