The Helizi Puppet of Lith Harbor is a mammoth, cultured nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.016 billion Lith Harborians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.3%.
The very strong Lith Harborian economy, worth 278 trillion forks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 55,539 forks, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.
Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government, and Leader's perky ego is the talk of the town. Crime is a problem. Lith Harbor's national animal is the Militarized Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Lith Harbor is ranked 187,813th in the world and 2,850th in eta for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -1.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Lith Harbor, Leader's perky ego is the talk of the town.
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Lith Harbor, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government.
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Lith Harbor, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
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Lith Harbor, Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht.
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Lith Harbor, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
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Lith Harbor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
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Lith Harbor, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes.
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Lith Harbor, underage drinkers are dragged through the streets and put in the stocks.
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Lith Harbor, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
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Lith Harbor, the nation's skies are now a wasteland.






















