The Guy of Lithuania 2022 RP is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Captain Underpants with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.148 billion Lithuania 2022 RPians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Lithuania 2022 RPian economy, worth 700 trillion cureencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Retail, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,935 cureencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, and nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lithuania 2022 RP's national animal is the squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Religion.

Lithuania 2022 RP is ranked 296,615^th in the world and 4^th in 2022 RP Region for Most Cultured, scoring 49 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.