The Dainty Canapés of Little Sandwich is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Stuart Little Sandwich with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.127 billion Little Sandwichians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sliderdale. The average income tax rate is 53.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Little Sandwichian economy, worth 27.8 trillion breads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 24,686 breads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cows graze until the wolves come home, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, and Stuart Little Sandwich has just been declared ruler of Little Sandwich in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown. Little Sandwich's national animal is the mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Little Sandwich is ranked 244,952^nd in the world and 7^th in Falanchua for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.