The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 84 is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 2.175 billion Lizard Defense Force 84ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.7%.

The Lizard Defense Force 84ian economy, worth 98.6 trillion dragonpieces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 45,314 dragonpieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Lizard Defense Force 84's national animal is the none, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lizard Defense Force 84 is ranked 200,042^nd in the world and 3,035^th in eta for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.