The Principality of Llamath is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, enslaved workforce, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.545 billion Llamathians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Llamathian economy, worth a remarkable 4,120 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 249,066 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is under martial law, kids are exceptionally good at digging holes, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llamath's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Llamath is ranked 14,838^th in the world and 1^st in The Free Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 86.75 on the Scary Big Number Scale.