The Accidental Puppet of Llernewenilde is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, ban on automobiles, and public floggings. The hard-nosed population of 2.667 billion Llernewenildeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.8%.

The Llernewenildean economy, worth 150 trillion banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,336 banks, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

A good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llernewenilde's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Llernewenilde is ranked 135,943^rd in the world and 6,356^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.18 law-abiding acts per hour.