The Militarist Democracy of The Filippinas is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Marshal with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.575 billion Pinasans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mynila. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinasan economy, worth a remarkable 1,545 trillion Bullet Shells a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 235,122 Bullet Shells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, The Marshal's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, and citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Filippinas's national animal is the Aguila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pinasan Exceptionalism.

The Filippinas is ranked 136,854^th in the world and 2,479^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,536.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.