The Masterpiece of London Waterloo Station is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Stationmaster Jason Murphy with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 15.71 billion railway workers are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 65.4%.

The frighteningly efficient London Waterloo Stationian economy, worth a remarkable 2,668 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 169,830 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Gambling is outlawed, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", and you're only as old as you feel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. London Waterloo Station's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is TRAINS.

London Waterloo Station is ranked 68,018^th in the world and 1^st in Waterloo Station for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.45 law-abiding acts per hour.