The Republic of Long trigger is a mammoth, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 6.29 billion Long triggerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.9%.

The Long triggerian economy, worth 261 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 41,588 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Long trigger's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Long trigger is ranked 162,428^th in the world and 2^nd in the lightless flame for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 972.83 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.