Population | 46.391 billion |
Capital | the Radioactive Batcave |
Leader | Wonderdoctor |
Faith | Wonderdocterism |
Currency | Blood of Christ |
Animal | Bloodsucker |
The Zombie Nukers of Look at me is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Wonderdoctor with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 46.391 billion Lookatmes are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Radioactive Batcave. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Meanlooking economy, worth an astonishing 30,695 trillion Bloods of Christ a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 661,676 Bloods of Christ, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,719,209 per year while the poor average 30,505, a ratio of 154 to 1.
The crispy fried liver of a Bloodsucker is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Look at me's national animal is the Bloodsucker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wonderdocterism.
Look at me is ranked 781st in the world and 2nd in The Axis of Evil for Lowest Crime Rates, with 178.45 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Look at me banned The Confederate Socialist States of Greater Sasmidia from The Axis of Evil.
- : Look at me banned The Grand Duchy of Plutoi from The Axis of Evil.
- : Look at me banned The Parliamentary Dukedom of Viscongia from The Axis of Evil.
- : Look at me banned The Commonwealth of Rassimus from The Axis of Evil.
- : Look at me banned The T☣xic Wolfist Undercity of PhilTech from The Axis of Evil.
- : Look at me banned The Incorporated States of Eastern States of Nadlo from The Axis of Evil.
- : Look at me banned The Republic of LOS MODERNOS LIBERALES from The Axis of Evil.
- : Look at me banned The greater amerikan reich from The Axis of Evil.
- : Look at me banned The Militaristic Republic of Catwiland from The Axis of Evil.
- : Look at me was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.