The Dominion of Lorbian is a mid-sized, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 86 million Lorbianians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 46.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Lorbianian economy, worth 2.43 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 28,293 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine, restaurants cater to pregnancy cravings, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and the fate of the world literally rests on Leader's fingers. Crime is totally unknown. Lorbian's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lorbian is ranked 182,865^th in the world and 5^th in Supa Squad for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 283.19 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.