The Majestic Wonderment of Lord Protector is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Lord Protector with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.514 billion Brittians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The frighteningly efficient a Brittian economy, worth a remarkable 5,306 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 134,293 Pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 676,776 per year while the poor average 14,865, a ratio of 45.5 to 1.

Abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, organ donation is compulsory, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Lord Protector's national animal is the Badger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lord Protector is ranked 290,363^rd in the world and 7^th in Imperial Britain for Most Cultured, scoring 52 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.