The Raider Puppet of Lorento Retuzoi is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Durm with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 3.555 billion raiders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Durmengrad. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The raider economy, worth 178 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,226 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, Durm is the self-declared God of all Lorento Retuzoi, and Durm has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lorento Retuzoi's national animal is the hawk and its national religion is Durmism.

Lorento Retuzoi is ranked 190,713^th in the world and 1,957^th in The catholic military orders for Most Developed, scoring 52.89 on the Human Development Index.