The Former Nation of Lozanogorachyll Empire is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by nobody with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.239 billion ghosts are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ruins of Lozanogorsk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.3%.

The strong destroyed economy, worth 305 trillion stones a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,246 stones, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lozanogorachyll Empire's national animal is the skeleton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is forgotten.

Lozanogorachyll Empire is ranked 283,800^th in the world and 81^st in Keep of Darkness XL for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -131.64 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.