The Rogue Nation of LSN69 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lisa with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.616 billion LSN69ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portland. The average income tax rate is 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient LSN69ian economy, worth 194 trillion coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 120,073 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', and citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LSN69's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wicca.

LSN69 is ranked 60,790^th in the world and 15^th in The Sea of Love for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,615.05 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.