The Holy Empire of Lujitik is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 3.194 billion Lujitikians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 38.3%.

The strong Lujitikian economy, worth 141 trillion pesos a year, is dominated by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 44,381 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Going on a diet invalidates your passport, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, Lujitik City's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lujitik's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lujitik is ranked 285,893^rd in the world and 3^rd in Zickton for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.24 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.