The State of Lunatic Express is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 31.783 billion Lunatic Expressians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.3%.

The very strong Lunatic Expressian economy, worth 891 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 28,042 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, political activists are routinely executed, deers are considered a delicacy, and Lunatic Express has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Lunatic Express's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lunatic Express is ranked 322,107^th in the world and 594^th in State for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -10.95 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.